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May the magic of this EID

May the magic of this EID

bring lots of happiness in ur life

& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends

& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.

EID MUBARAK

Bloody English Language

Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language!

your composition on

TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !

God gave u 2 legs to walk

God gave u 2 legs to walk,
2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear,
2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.