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MODERN DEFINITIONS

SCHOOL: A place where Papa Pays & Son Plays.

LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps U Poor all Ur Life, so that U can Die Rich.

MARRIAGE: An Agreement in which a Man Looses his Bachelors Degree & a Woman gains her Masters.

DICTIONAY: A Place where Success comes before Work.

SMILE: A Curve that can set a lot of Things Straight.

DOCTOR: A Person who kills Ur Ills by Pills, & kills U by Bills.