Why don’t you use a mouth wash
Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
Send Me Some Good Jokes
Girl: Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
BOY: Sorry Main Namaz pharny ja raha hun..
Girl: Hahahaaa, Bas isi tarah k 2, 3 or send kar do..:..
No One Wants Pain
Everyone wants happiness;
No one wants pain.
But you can’t have a rainbow,
without a little rain.
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
want to go back to the time
I want to go back to the time,
When getting high meant on a swing.
When drinking meant applie juice.
When Mom was the only Hero.
When Dad shoulders were the highest place on earth.
When the only thing that could hurt,
were skinned knees.
When the only things broken were toys.
and
When good bye meant Tommorrow.
MOHABAT ka shoq
Mat zikar karo apni Ada k bare me,
Hum bohat kuch jante hain WAFA k bare me,
Suna hy wo b MOHABAT ka shoq rakhne lage hy,
Jo jante he nhi WAFA k bare me..
Bhoolne Ki Qasam Khaa Kar Bhi Main Ne
Bhoolne Ki Qasam Khaa Kar Bhi Main Ne
Tujhe Har Raah Mein Dhoonda Bohat Hai
Yeh Aankhein Aur Kya Dekhein Kisi Ko
In Aankhon Ne Tujhe Dekha Bohat Ha
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
Yar sadi jan ho….
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
for your birthday
for your birthday……..i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family. love you
love leaves some memory
Love is not finding someone to live with,
It’s finding someone you can’t live without,
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves some memory no one can steal.