few seconds to hate
Girl and Boy Fact:
A girl takes too much time to Love
and few seconds to hate.
A boy takes take few seconds to love
and too much time to hate.
Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat
Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat,
Namazon ka rakhna sath,
Manwa laina rab say her bat,
Duaon main rakhna yaad,
Mubarak ho aap ko,
Shab-e-barat
Pathan lost his cheque book!
Pathan løst his cheque book!
Manager:
“U should care, any1 can sign ur cheques!”
Pathan:
“How can any1 sign?
I’m not a føøl, I’ve already signed all cheques!
Sardar was busy removing a wheel
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the
Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the, phir yuhi miltay chale gaye,
hume too unhe aapna dost banana tha magar woh too hamare dil
ki dhadkan bante chale gaye. Happy Valentine’s Day.
aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR
Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR
philosophy of a smoker
The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
“I always think of leaving cigaratte”
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.
you can’t see my tears
Fish said to water:
You can’t see my tears
because I am in you.
Water replied:
But I can feel your tears
because you are in me.
twinkle deep in your eyes
i wi§h ü thè wörld & åll it cøñtàiñs!
i wi§h ü hàppìñéss & høpé ìt rémàiñs!
i wi§h ù å twìñklé dèèp ìn ùr éyés&
a smìlé øn ùr fàcé dàt névér dìes
