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Is that a sun or moon

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city
is city..

Three Simple Rules In Life

Three Simple Rules In Life

1. If you do not go after what
you want, you’ll never have it.

2. If you do not ask, the answer
will always be no.

3. If you do not step forward,
you’ll always be in the same place.

just your face come

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahihihihihihihih ihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohoh ohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Zindagi ki ringtone

Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone
kitni pyari mehsos ho gi,

protect your face from dust

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from dust, sunrise and other such things,

then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion

with 7 years guarantee!