If things are happening
If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!
If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!
GIRLS CLEVER LANGUAGE
If She Don’t Text You
Its Because She’s Waiting For You To Text Her
When She Walks Away From You Mad
Follow Her
When Shes Quiet
Ask Her What’s Wrong
When She Ignores You
Give Her Your Attention
When She Pushes YOU AWAY
Pull Her BACK
When You See Her Crying
Wipe Her Tears & Ask What’s Wrong
When She Says Go Away
just Go Close To Her & Give Her Hug
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city
is city..
Three Simple Rules In Life
1. If you do not go after what
you want, you’ll never have it.
2. If you do not ask, the answer
will always be no.
3. If you do not step forward,
you’ll always be in the same place.
Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahihihihihihihih ihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohoh ohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
Friendship is chemical,
its dilutes your sorrow,
filters your mistakes and
you will find crystals of Love,
joy and happiness
TEACHER: Now, PAPPU,
tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone
kitni pyari mehsos ho gi,
BEAUTY TIP:
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from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!