- Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot
CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj...
- Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi...
- munna bhai mbbs
Apun tera dost, Dost bole to bhai, Bhai bole to Munna Bhai, Munna Bhai bole...
- Mamu, tu kitna pada hai
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A. MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada...
- woh apnay bachpan ka dost
CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara...
- Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise...
- Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho
PROFESSOR Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi...
- Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,...
- Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,...
- EXam’s song by Munna bhai
EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron,...
- bole toh yeh Ford kya hai
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI...
- PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh irst time 100 Rs fine, 2nd...
- Tera dost chor hay kia?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe....
- Bachpan Ki Ameeri
Bachpan Ki Ameeri Bachpan Ki Woh Ameeri Na Janay Kahan Kho Gayi Jab Paani Mein...
- Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat...
- Apun dono ka dosti
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai, Jhakz bole to, apun hira 2...
- Ay-Mamu
Ay-Mamu Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hai B0le To Ek Dum...
- Abe circuite bata
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?...
- Tum apun ko itna sms
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai.. Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai.. Kya...
- Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai,...
- Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut
Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad...
- Ye Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle
MUNNA BHAI: “Ye Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle PatientKo Behosh Kyun Karte Hain? CIRCUIT:”Bole...
- Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao
Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao? Pathan soch mai . . . Pathan...
- Phoolon mein Tum, Khayalon mein Tum
Phoolon mein Tum, Khayalon mein Tum, Dil mein Tum, Baghon mein Tum, Sapno mein Tum,...
- na bottle mein na jar mein
Pathan ka shair…! Na bottle mein na jar mein, Na hotle mein na bar mein,...
