3 male or 2 female
Girl: kya kr rhy ho?
Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu
Girl: ktni mari?
Boy: 3male or 2female
Girl: Kse malom?
Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 fone se.
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