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1. Teacher To Brilliant Pathan

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2. mujhy bhi pasand hai

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3. pathan using duplicate key

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4. Tum marr gya tha ya bach gya tha?

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5. Pathan Football

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7. Tala Khulwana hai

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8. khan KHOPRI istimal karo!

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9. Sardar and Pathan going together

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10. Pathan In Computer Exam

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11. main jin hun FARAZ nahi

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12. News reporter & pathan

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13. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

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14. Broken Heart Girl

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15. to my super duper friends

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17. Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?

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18. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

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19. A Pathan In Library

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20. Price of a dress = 5 kiss or 10 kiss

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22. Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool

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23. The Best Relation ever is between Two eyes

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24. Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

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25. Wanna Hear A Joke

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