A husband and wife
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Wife – As Cold As Ever’.”
“Yeah” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads,
‘Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.’”
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