Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein Tu Car Mang Lena,
Dokan Dien Tu Ghar
Beta: Dady Larki Dein Tu Oski Maa Mang Lon?
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