Category: Bhai Style Sms

Ay-Mamu

Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hai

B0le To
Ek Dum Khalas

Agr C0mpr0mise Kerne Ka Hai To
6-7 Jhakaas Se Sms BheJ DaaL

Warna Khalas.!

Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha –
DHISHKYOUN!

sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM

Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy

Ullu ko Raat

Dentist ko Daant

Gadhy ko Laat

Raja ko Gaddi

Kutty ko Haddi

Aur

Aur

Aur

Nangay ko Chaddi.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,

Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,

Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?

Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,
apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,
apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

God puchha kidhar jaane ka maangta?
Swarg ya narak?
Apun bola narak.
Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum,
woich apna swarg hoga.

Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper – ZabardastXtra-Badiya – Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*