Category: Bhai Style Sms

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT
CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

PROFESSOR

Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI

Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,

par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

Apun ek sher bolega,
Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night..

Ay-Mamu

Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hai

B0le To
Ek Dum Khalas

Agr C0mpr0mise Kerne Ka Hai To
6-7 Jhakaas Se Sms BheJ DaaL

Warna Khalas.!

Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha –
DHISHKYOUN!

sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM

Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy

Ullu ko Raat

Dentist ko Daant

Gadhy ko Laat

Raja ko Gaddi

Kutty ko Haddi

Aur

Aur

Aur

Nangay ko Chaddi.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,

Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,

Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?

Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,
apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,
apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

God puchha kidhar jaane ka maangta?
Swarg ya narak?
Apun bola narak.
Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum,
woich apna swarg hoga.