Category: Bhai Style Sms

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh irst time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata,
agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuit: simple he na bhai,
bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,
Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega

Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Chanda mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu…
bole to Good Morning