Girl Setting Password With Boy-Friend Sitting Beside Her
Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
Laptop replied: TOO SMALL
Category: Computer Sms
Collection of SMS related to Computer SMS, Software SMS, Funny Computer SMS, Crazy Computer SMS
Hansi ko INBOX
Hansi ko INBOX
Anso ko OUTBOX
Gusay ko HOLD
Muskan ko SENT
Help ko OK
Dil ko VIBRAT kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.
Its A Computer, Not A Husband.
Wife: Dear, This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command.
Husband: Exactly Darling!
Its A Computer, Not A Husband..!!
keep a programmer
Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ‘Lather, rinse, repeat.
CPU say to
Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…
compute addiction
U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.
Ur dog has its own website.
And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!
GODS Are Also I.T. Engineers
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
BRAHMA
System installer
VISNU
System supporter
SHIV
System Programmer
NAARAD
Data transfer
YAM
Deleter
MENKA
Virus!
why is the DBA so rich
Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships
Dil Agar CPU Hota To Aapki Sabhi Yadon ko SAVE Kar Sakte
Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?
Google Maybe The Most Powerful Search Engine
FUNNY JOKE
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
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the chappals u lost at the temple :D
