Category: Computer Sms

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards

The Keys 0f Keyboard,

But

0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me

With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,

‘ENTER’ Key!

Girl: Which Computer Do U Have?

Boy: I Have A Computer With Intel Core I7

Processor At 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 Bit, 8Gb Ram

& Nvidia Gtx 560 Graphics Card.

Boy: Which Computer Do You Have???

Girl: A Pink One !!

What To Say Now.

Teacher Gave Him Punishment

To Write 5000 Times

“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”

And Submit It Tomorrow….

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include

Void Main( )

{

Clrscr( );Int N;

For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )

Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer… Think Differently

Computers Are Like Old Testament Gods

Lots Of Rules And No Mercy.