Category: Insult SMS

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

When someone insults you.

Think before you react.

It takes 72 muscles to get angry,

14 to smile

but

Only 4 muscles to take your hands up and say DAFA DUR :)

If you have talent,

if you have skill,

& you want to do

something for others,

Dont waste your time

&

Join

“Lucky Irani Circus”

PAKISTAN da sb tu wada circus.

To all girls who die for size zero
and
To all boys who want such girls as girlfriend.
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. A real man goes for good heart
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Haddiyo pe to kutte marte hai..

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

When someone touches you

& you don’t feel it. Its ignorance.

When someone touches you

& you feel it. It is love

When nobody touches you

& you feel it, It is allergy “khurrak”

“ApKi Kahani
Hmari Zubani”

Apk paas dimagh hy
Chlta nhi alag bat hy

Ap smart hain
Koi manta nhi alag baat hy

Ap shareef hain
Lgte nhi alag baat hy

Ap k paas mob hy
Call nhi krte alag baat hy

kafi izzat hy apki
Koi karta nhi alag baat hy

apki bisti ho rhi hy pr ap phir b hans rhy hain alag bat hy.

Who Wants to be a MILLIONAIRE Let”s play?

Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt

B.Wanker

C.Rsole

D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!

Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)