Category: Insult SMS

To all girls who die for size zero
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To all boys who want such girls as girlfriend.
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. A real man goes for good heart
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Haddiyo pe to kutte marte hai..

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

When someone touches you

& you don’t feel it. Its ignorance.

When someone touches you

& you feel it. It is love

When nobody touches you

& you feel it, It is allergy “khurrak”

“ApKi Kahani
Hmari Zubani”

Apk paas dimagh hy
Chlta nhi alag bat hy

Ap smart hain
Koi manta nhi alag baat hy

Ap shareef hain
Lgte nhi alag baat hy

Ap k paas mob hy
Call nhi krte alag baat hy

kafi izzat hy apki
Koi karta nhi alag baat hy

apki bisti ho rhi hy pr ap phir b hans rhy hain alag bat hy.

Who Wants to be a MILLIONAIRE Let”s play?

Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt

B.Wanker

C.Rsole

D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!

Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….

Pyar ko mat chupao,
usay zarorut hay jatanay ki

Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
unhe zarurat hai barhanay ki,

Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki