santa asks banta to bring a pepsi
santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.
Category: Santa Banta SMS
Tum to bas apne kam
Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
What would you do
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two
places? Lil Banta: I”d never go to either place again!
bachelor again
A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is married again.
Once a sardar was looking
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering –
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
banta confession
Banta: It is a shame but let me confess
I have become HOMOSEXUAL.
Wife: How come?
Banta: I have Sex at HOME only!
Wife: Thank God I am not!
SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD
SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!
BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI
SANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.
KOOD JA!
A Girl Romantically said to a santa
A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
santa: No, I hate Hospitals.
santa bunks office comes
santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues almost got caught bunking?
Santa is so rich he has two swimming
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!