Category: Santa Banta SMS

Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho

gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.

Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question –
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. “OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

Santa was traveling in a train!
A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t get up.
Santa shouted:”THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!”

santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues almost got caught bunking?

Banta Went for Divorce

Judge: You have 3 Kids

How Will you Divide Them?

Banta Thinks Hard & Says,

‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,

Police or Ambulance?

santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

Santa (reading from book of facts):

“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”

Banta: “Why don’t you use a  mouth wash?”

santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.