Category: Santa Banta SMS

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess why?

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To avoid the side effects!

Titanic was sinking.

An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards!

Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser

& superman wears it over the trouser.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question –
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Santa in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair.
santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.

Jeeto: If I die what ‘ll you do?

Santa: I may also die.

Jeeto: Why?

Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

SANTAr: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.