Category: Santa Banta SMS

Santa in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair.
santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.

Jeeto: If I die what ‘ll you do?

Santa: I may also die.

Jeeto: Why?

Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

Santa was traveling in a train!
A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t get up.
Santa shouted:”THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!”

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

SANTAr: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.

Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.