WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha.
Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha
saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?
saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light
& a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:
“Le Karle Number Note”
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .
santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn”t know English,
he said “Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight”
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paude thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL.
BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA?
SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.
santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.