Wht is the limit of foolishness?
Wht is the limit of foolishness?
Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter.
Wht is the limit of foolishness?
Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter.
santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta: I give up.
Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.
santa dies due to lighting and his dead body is found smiling.
God asks Why?
He replies, Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.
When Titanic was drowning an Italian asks sardarji,
how far is land?
Sardar-2kms.
Italian jumps into the sea and asks..Which direction?
Sardarji: Downwards!!!
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?”
Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.
” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & coke?”
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.