Category: Santa Banta SMS

SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL.
BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA?
SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.

santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.

Wht is the limit of foolishness?
Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter.

santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”

Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?

Banta: I give up.

Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

Banta: What”s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

santa dies due to lighting and his dead body is found smiling.
God asks Why?
He replies, Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.

When Titanic was drowning an Italian asks sardarji,
how far is land?
Sardar-2kms.
Italian jumps into the sea and asks..Which direction?
Sardarji: Downwards!!!

Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?”

Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.

” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & coke?”

Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.