Category: Santa Banta SMS

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa-Banta broke a bank,

but instead of cash they find

bottles of chilled red wine.

happily they drink and left

next day headline

~ Braking News ~

“Blood Bank Robbed”

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Banta selling Parashut:

Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe

safely land!

Customer: Agar Parashut na khula to?

Banta: O G paise wapas

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as you”ve been a good boy lately, you may keep it.

Santa: Oye! What are you?

Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.

Santa: Why?

Banta: When he grows up.

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I shall ask him what he meant by this.