Category: Santa Banta SMS

banta apna mobile samundar ke pani me phekakar bolta hai,
“Aja, upar aja”.
His friend asked,
“Pani me se upar kaise ayega?”.
banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.

Santa to wife: dekh to kitni moti ho gayi hai.

Wife: main to maa banne wali hoon.

but aap bhi to mote ho gaye hain na.

Santa: to kya hua main bhi to baap banne wala hoon.

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar
idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ????
SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
santa: Brotherly love.

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?

A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. “OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

It was Santa’s weding aniversary.

Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?

Santa: Y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made.

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades
and decide to take them to the police station.
“What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta.
“Don,t worry about it,” says Santa.
“We,ll just lie and tell them we only found two.”

Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.

Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket

seller asked why?

Banta: some stupid standing near the door

is tearing my ticket every time.