Category: Santa Banta SMS

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag

Posted on May 18, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.

The shop owner gave him the flag.

Guess what did he ask next…

Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Posted on May 18, 2021 by Shining Spirit

SANTA BANTA GOES FOR A MOVIE 9 TO 12

BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ

THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS “DASTAK”

Posted on May 16, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Teacher: What is common between

Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak?

Santa: All of them were born on government holidays

Posted on May 15, 2021 by Shining Spirit

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling,

om our Engagement will you give me a RING?

Santa:Ya sure, Give me your Telephone No

Posted on May 10, 2021 by Shining Spirit

santa to banta: why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR
santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!

Posted on April 12, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Banta:When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral

Posted on March 23, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”