Loveable Eid Card
Girl in Shop: Bhaiya koi Eid Card hai Jisme Likha ho
“Tum Hi Mere Pehle Or Aakhri Pyar Ho”
Shopkeeper: Haan hai.
Girl: Theek hai, Jaldi se 10 de do!! :-
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