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boy and gril on first meeting

Posted on by Shining Spirit

How Boy and girl on first meeting think about each other.

Girl : kitna seedha larka hey

Boy : kitni sexy bachi hey

Girl : kitna nice behavior hey

Boy : kya zalim figure hey

Girl : well educated lagta hey

Boy : sali chaalu lagti hey

Girl : dressing zabardast ki hey

Boy : thora aur light dress  hota to maza aajata

Girl : agar razi hogaya to is sey shadi kar k hi chorongi

Boy : aik baar razi to ho jaye phir……..

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