master key
Girl: It’s unfair that if a boy have
a different girl every week, he’s a legend,
but if a girl have just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Boy: If a key opens lots of locks,
then it’s a master key,
but if a lock is opened by lots of keys,
then it’s a shitty lock.
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