smart futuristic husband
A child said to the sales girl in a sweets shop:
Miss will you marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled and said yes
Child said: can you give your future husband a free chocolate
Related SMS:
- Stupid Husband
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You...
- Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
Think positive… Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake. It would not be...
- Clever Sales Girl
Clever Sales Girl Height 0f Insult :-D A boy in a book store. Do you...
- Wanna Hear A Joke
Boy: wanna hear a joke? girl: of course! boy: knock, knock! girl: who’s there? boy:...
- this is her husband speaking
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor:...
- wife hit her husband with frying pan
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan. Husband: What was that for..? Wife:...
- smart girl will touch you
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you....
- Smart Answers
Smart Answers Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Student: No, I’m John Smith… :) Husband: We...
- Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye...
- Happy Birthday To Best Husband
Happy Birthday to the best husband in the world. I feel so blessed to have...
- Surprise Her Husband
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise...
- Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, &...
- message for youngsters
A golden message for youngsters. A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls. But...
- Your husband needs rest
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc,...
- A husband and wife
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
- i am the husband
WHOS GUILTY ??? Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts “Quick .. My husband is back”....
- U luv sum1,u marry sum1 else
Some Realties of Life. “U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry...
- Enjoy Unlimited Free offers
Free Free Free Free Free Free Free Breakfast Free Lunch Free Dinner Free Tea Just...
- Husband – tum kon hoo ?
Husband – tum kon hoo Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye...
- Husband drinking wine and said
Husband drinking wine and said: tum kon ho ? Bivi: pagal ho gaye kiya? apni...
- Husband aur wife in hotel
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,”Koun...
- What Do You See
GIRL: I Have A Question For You. BOY: Alright, Ask Me. GIRL: What Do You...
- couple at wishing well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and...
- Will You Marry Again
Husband: If I die, will you marry again? Wife: No, I will stay with my...
- Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein...