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Wife: can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, I am a gardner??
Wife: can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, I am a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work,
he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked wife who fixed this.
Wife: Our neighbor.
But he gave me 2 options.
Either I should give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given a burger.
Wife:”What do you think, I am McDonald’s ?