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If you like my sms,

It means I’m smart.

If you save,

means you agree I’m smart.

If you forward my sms,

means you spread that I’m smart.

If you delete my sms,

means you are jelous because

I’m smart.

wife hit her husband with frying pan

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.

Husband: What was that for..?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week

and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Who said English is easy

Who said English is easy???

Fill in the blank with YES or No…

1.—–I dont have brain…

2.—–I dont have sence…

3.—–I am stupid….