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lost a diamond

Alwåyz Çaré før thé per$øñ

who Çåres før yùo

béaÇuse øñé däy you mìght féèl thät

you hävè løst ä dìamøñd

whéñ yoü wérè büssy iñ ÇølléÇtiñg $tøñez.

Do Not Make Noise

Height 0f attitude,
A sleeping beggar puts up
a notice board in front of him:

“Please do not make noise by
dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)

A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND

On a DATE: A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND : Tumhari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hay…?
GIRL : LUX…!
BOY : Ittefaq hay, Meri KAMZOri ka bhi yehi raz hay.