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2 sardar sit in a coffee shop

2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

Har IFTAR Se Pehle

Asalam O Alaikum
Tum EBADAT k Lamhon me Mera 1 kaam krna
.
Har SEHRI se phle
Har NAMAZ k bad
Har IFTAR se phle
Har ROZY k baad.
Sirf
.
Apni Dua k kuch alfaaz Mere naam karna…!

You must be a good runner

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind”

You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart”

And i m always a bad shooter because I MISS YOU ALWAYS@