Know Your Enemies By Their Smiles
Know Your Enemies By Their Smiles
May God break the front teeth of those people
who plot evil against you secretly,
so that you know your enemies by their smiles!!!
Clever Attitude of Student
Clever Attitude of Student
I got 10 questions in exam,
saying solve any 5.
I solved all the 10 and wrote
CHECK ANY 5 :-)
Miss My Own Smile
A line said by a friend to his friend
after both got busy in their lives
and didn’t contact each other.
“Miss your smile a lot but,
I miss my own smile more.”
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
Tumhari holi ho number one
Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi
company matters
If a drop falls on lake
It loses its identity.
If falls on a rose
It shines.
If Falls on a shell
It becomes a pearl.
The drop is same
but
Company matters.
Santa is so rich he has two swimming
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!
Its a nice feeling
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
Happy Birthday Dear Father
Happy Birthday Dear Father.
Dear father you are funny,
you are kind and you are smart.
It’s no wonder that the love
I send has come straight from my heart.
Blow You A Sweet Goodnight
I wish that God would hold you tight.
I hope that angels would keep you in sight.
Now just to make sure you feel all right,
I’m gonna blow you a sweet goodnight.