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Near ones r not dear

“Near ones r not dear”
“Dear ones r not near”
It is easy to remember the near ones.
But… Very difficult to forget the dear ones.
HAPPY Valentine’s Day.

compute addiction

U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.
Ur dog has its own website.
And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!

Amazing SIX Facts

Amazing SIX facts-
1.90% of people in Myanmar don’t drink milk
2.Snake’s vision is up to 5 km.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra doesn’t have liver.
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6.All the details are False.
Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
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“April Fool”.. ! ;-)

April Fool (15)

Unmatched Scarification EID Day

May this EID Day
The greatest and
unmatched scarification day
become a day of the acceptance
of your every Dua
best for you and your family
Ameen
Heartly
EID MUBARAK

Have An Enjoyable Diwali

Delightful laddos
Incandescent diyas
Whole lot of fun
A big stock of masti
Lots of mithai
Innumerable fireworks
Wishing you the best bargain
on fun n lots of sale-e-bration.
Have an Enjoyable Diwali!

Stop My Heart Beats

If you feel tired come and take rest in my heart,

if you think that my heart beat is disturbing you,

don’t worry I’ll stop my heart beats for you.

sardar the bird killer

A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.

Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it :)

pani ki boond

Wähän se ik pani ki boond na nikal saki FARAZ

Tamam umar jin aankhon ko hum jheel likhtey rahy.

Ultimate EID Wish

Happy EID UL ADHA 2013

May

Allah almighty bless u with

Sehat,

Rahat,

Nemat,

Izzat,

Barkat,

Dault,

Salamti,

Hayati,

Kamyabi &

unlimited khushiyan