happy sad life
Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
adding above 2,
Life + love = happy
Life – love = sad
——————–
2Life = happy + sad
So, Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad
A friend is sweet when it is new…
A friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is you…”
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho
PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
All Your Best Stories
A good friend knows all your best stories
A best friend has lived them with you
See the difference?
Jawani aur Burhape me farak batao?
Teacher
Jawani aur
Burhape me farak batao…?
Student
Jawani me mobile me
HASEENO
k numbers hote hain,
Aur Burhape me
HAKEEMO
k…!!! :D
how good we are
A good relation does not depend upon
how good understanding we have,
It rather depends upon how good we are
at avoiding the misunderstandings.
Gaddi aage nahin ja sakati
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .


