Banta Went for Divorce
Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
Police or Ambulance
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
I Miss The Way You Love
I miss the way you hold my hand.
I miss the way you looked into my eyes.
I miss the way you felt for me.
Mistakes Are A Part of Life
Mistakes are a part of life.
If you don’t make them,
You’ll never learn,
If you never learn,
you’ll never improve..!
Friends Are Like Underpants
Friends are like underpants…
Some crawl up your ass
Some snap under pressure
Some don’t have the
strength to hold you up.
Some get a little twisted
Some support you
Some are your favorite
Some are cheap and
just get bent out of shape
and some actually do
cover your ass when
you need them to!!
people are beautiful
People are n0t beautiful,
as they lo0k, as they walk, as thy talk.
People are beautiful,
as they love, as they are sincere,
as they care & as they remember.
Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda
Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!
Tumar Satha Tanki
Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira
how do u see anything
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as
GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive.
The Only True Friend
One thing I learned in life,
the only true friend you have
in this world is your self.