No money, No fun
A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!
How University Teachers Teaches
How Do University
Teachers Complete
Syllabus:
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Unit-1:
This Is Just Introduction,
No Need To Teach..
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Unit-2:
Very Easy Topic,
You Can Study On Your
Own.
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Unit-3:
This Has Already
Been Discussed In
Last Class.
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Unit-4:
This Topic Is
Directly Given In Text Book As
It Is,
So I Don’t Need To Teach It.
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Unit-5:
Now Who Is Ready
To Give Presentation .. ? =P =D
Eid Days To Celebrate
Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you believe in,
the dream you love the best.
Umer k sumander mei roshni ki khwahish
Umer k sumander mei roshni ki khwahish mein,
Waqt k sitary hain,
Jis Khuda ne ye Dharti,
ye Falak sanware hain,
Us sy ilteja hai ye,
Aur meri Dua hai ye,
Wo Tumhri qismat mai,
ILM ki ridha likh de,
WAQT ki ada likh de,
PYAR bepanah likh de,
MAA ki dua likh de,
Aur Apni RAZA likh de!!
(Ameen)
Life While Doing MBBS
Life While Doing MBBS
1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDICAL COLLEGE.
2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME!
3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI.
4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER.
5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER.
HOUSE JOB: I DID IT!
JOB: I LOVE MYSELF!
WAIT A MINT!
SOMETHING IS MISSING,
OHH! MERI JAWANI.
Love Is A Great Emotion
Love is a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way I keep loving,
Like a love I can’t control,
PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon
PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon
“Moon is important than SUN
bcz Moon gives light in night
when light is needed
but SUN gives light in day
when light is not needed!”
Golden Bridge of Prayer
In life we walk in separate roads,
but we have a golden bridge called prayer
that links our lives together.
So today I lift up my hands saying that,
May Almighty ALLAH protect you,
Grant you good health,
Bless you with a happy life
& Answer your deepest prayers!
AAMEEN
Tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chor denge
Panchi keh rahey hain k hum chaman chor denge,
aur sitare keh rahey hain ki hum gagan chor denge,
Agar tere ishq mein main mar bhi jaun ae sanam,
Tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chor denge
Jashan-e-azadi ek din k baad
Halki si dhoop barsat ke baad,
Thori si khushi her baat k baad,
Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
Jashan-e-azadi ek din k baad….
Wish u a very happy Independence Day