Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein
Teacher: Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein?
Pathan Student: ji 3 hein.
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
aur
3. Mera chacha
Haji Azam:-)
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