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5. Teacher To Brilliant Pathan

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6. Parrot who can speak three languages

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7. mujhy bhi pasand hai

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8. pathan using duplicate key

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9. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

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10. Tum marr gya tha ya bach gya tha?

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14. main jin hun FARAZ nahi

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15. Ma tmhry lye sub chor dunga

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17. Ni tu challi gayi England

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