Santa Banta find a bomb
Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades
and decide to take them to the police station.
“What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta.
“Don,t worry about it,” says Santa.
“We,ll just lie and tell them we only found two.”
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