SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL.
BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA?
SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.
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