Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paude thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
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