Titanic was sinking
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Related SMS:
- When Titanic was drowning
When Titanic was drowning an Italian asks sardarji, how far is land? Sardar-2kms. Italian jumps...
- santa had called an Englishman for lunch
santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest...
- this is the land I belong to
This is the land I belong to, This is the land I own, This is...
- Santa was riding on a horse
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles....
- After returning back from a foreign trip
After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like...
- Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple,...
- SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK...
- geographical definition of love
What’s the geographical definition of love? It’s an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between...
- Power of Islam
25 years back when Saudi King asked France for a piece of land to build...
- Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon...
- Santa Banta find a bomb
Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to...
- santa to banta
santa to banta: why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR santa replies because DUR...
- What is the chemical
What is the chemical formula 4 water? SANTA: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt?...
- A Girl Romantically said to a santa
A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where...
- MAN to santa
MAN to santa:I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife. santa:WOW! that”s an...
- Santa in mysore palace
Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair....
- cool music on radio
Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator? Banta: I give up....
- Santa Traveling In Train
Santa was traveling in a train! A woman sat on his son’s berth & didn’t...
- success speed direction
SUCCESS has little to do with the Speed, But much to do with the DIRECTION....
- Congrats Santa
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein...
- Santa went to see
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for...
- A friend asks SANTA
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam? SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t...
- Did u follow them inside
santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.” Friend...
- Gaddi aage nahin ja sakati
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati....
- Life is like cotton
Life is like cotton:- Don’t make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow,...