Happy Birthday To A Liar
Happy birthday to a dear friend
who will always have my support
in lying about your age.
Happy birthday to a dear friend
who will always have my support
in lying about your age.
You’ll never guess what I got you
for your birthday because
I didn’t get you anything for your birthday.
May your birthday be filled
with generic well-wishes
on your Facebook wall
from people you barely know.
Thanks for the birthday wishes
from everyone who noticed my name
today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.
I’ll always remember your birthday
because it’s around the same time as
something more important than your birthday.
Happy Birthday
Birthday greetings to a very special person, my father in law thanks for guidance and direction. Wishing you a very loving and warm happy birthday.