Tag: Computer

Hansi ko INBOX

Anso ko OUTBOX

Gusay ko HOLD

Muskan ko SENT

Help ko OK

Dil ko VIBRAT kro

Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE

kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

Wife: Dear, This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command.

Husband: Exactly Darling!

Its A Computer, Not A Husband..!!

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,

Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,

Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,

Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,

Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,

Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,

Kaaash aisa hota?

FUNNY JOKE
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
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the chappals u lost at the temple :D

 

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards

The Keys 0f Keyboard,

But

0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me

With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,

‘ENTER’ Key!

Girl: Which Computer Do U Have?

Boy: I Have A Computer With Intel Core I7

Processor At 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 Bit, 8Gb Ram

& Nvidia Gtx 560 Graphics Card.

Boy: Which Computer Do You Have???

Girl: A Pink One !!

What To Say Now.

Teacher Gave Him Punishment

To Write 5000 Times

“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”

And Submit It Tomorrow….

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include

Void Main( )

{

Clrscr( );Int N;

For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )

Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer… Think Differently

Computers Are Like Old Testament Gods

Lots Of Rules And No Mercy.