Friends are like underpants…
Some crawl up your ass
Some snap under pressure
Some don’t have the
strength to hold you up.
Some get a little twisted
Some support you
Some are your favorite
Some are cheap and
just get bent out of shape
and some actually do
cover your ass when
you need them to!!
Life can give us a number of beautiful friends.
But; only true friends can give us a beautiful life.
Friends are the integral part of life,
without them life is boring and empty.
They are people who fill our life with joy and happiness.
If friends are around you, no pain and misery
can stay for long they make you laugh,
they make you cry, they are always there for you!
I thought I was one of a kind
until I looked around at my friends
and realized that they are
just as disturbed as I am…
A Friend is:
A push when you have stopped;
A chat when you are lonely;
A guide when you are searching;
A smile when you are sad;
and a song when you are glad!
It’s not a lack of love,
but a lack of friendship
that makes unhappy marriages.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
As I look back on my past,
I remember the jokes I laughed at,
the things I missed and lost, but
there’s one thing I will never regret,
it’s the day you become my friend
Friend is a ship,
it sails over tough waters.
Treat your friends and your money the same;
They both are hard to make and easy to lose.
True Friends are the ones
who have nice things to say
about you behind your back…
