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1. Teacher To Brilliant Pathan

   Maths teacher to brilliant Pathan. How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?...

2. ya allah sobha eid ho jay

   Ek pathan ko  kisi nay kaha aftari k waqat jo DUA mango wo kabol  hoti...

3. Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda

   Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda, Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda, Jad...

4. electric company interview

   Pathan went to an electric company for interview. Boss: electric motor kaise chalti hai? Pathan:...

5. mujhy bhi pasand hai

   Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya, pathan preshan ho kr: Tumhari shadi us...

6. pathan using duplicate key

   Pathan: My son has eat the key. Doctor: When? Pathan: 3 months before Doctor: what...

7. Scientists Fail To Answer

   All Scientists Fail To Answer This, But PATHAN Rocks Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns to...

8. AIK LARKAY NE PATHAN SE POOCHA

   AIK LARKAY NE PATHAN SE POOCHA YAR MAIN APNAY ABU SE APNI SHADI KI BAAT...

9. Tum marr gya tha ya bach gya tha?

   PATHAN: Jab hum chota tha tab hum Minar-e-Pakistan se gir gya tha Dosra PATHAN: Tum...

10. Pathan Football

    Pathan: Ye itne saare log Football ko laat kyun mar rahe hain?? Admi: Goal karne...

11. Pathan Ki Dosti

    1 PANTHAN achank 2 Cigrates Peene laga Bv:- Aj kal 2 cigrate pee raha ho,...

12. fire in air

    Pathan’s father gave him a gun, on wedding night & said. fire in air if...

13. Tala Khulwana hai

    Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !...

14. Chemistry At It’s Peak

    Chemistry at it’s peak Teacher: What happens when Carbon monoxide reacts with 2 Molecules of...

15. khan KHOPRI istimal karo!

    1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Doctor ne pucha Khan sab kya hua?...

16. an excellent guide of a teacher

    You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life,...

17. Sardar and Pathan going together

    Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together. They found 1000 Rs. on the way. Pathan: Let’s...

18. the way you teach

    The way you teach. The knowledge you share. The care you take. The love you...

19. Pathan In Computer Exam

    Pathan in computer exam. Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel? Pathan: It is a new branch...

20. Yaar KFC kab band hota hai?

    pathan to waiter yaar kfc kab band hota hai ? waiter kfc is open 24...

21. main jin hun FARAZ nahi

    Jin: kia hukm ha mere aqa ? PATHAN: aik shair suna do. JIN: hukm karien...

22. Ma tmhry lye sub chor dunga

    Pathan.Ma tmhry lye sub chor dunga Girl: Ami Abu? Pathan:yes Girl: Khana pina! Pthn:Yes Girl:...

23. Islam is the university

    ISLAM is the University WORLD is the Class room QURAN is the Syllabus MUHAMMAD (PBUH)...

24. half mad sister

    Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what...

25. News reporter & pathan

    News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan:...