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Valentine’s Day Flirty SMS

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Girl: Are You Single?
Boy: No, I’m Plural.
Girl: No, No, I mean, are you free on 14th Feb?
Boy: No, actually I’m very expensive,
You cant afford me.

Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day

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