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7) Don’t think, it may spraing your brain

Posted on by Shining Spirit

1) Any similarity between you & a human is purely coincidental.

2) Are you always so stupid OR is today a special occasion.?.?

3) I would like to kick you in teeth, but why should I improve your looks.?.?

4) Brains are not everything. Infact in your case they are nothing.

5) Keep talking. Someday you will say something intelligent.

6) Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you.?.?

7) Don’t think, it may spraing your brain

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