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Most Romantic Poem Ever

Most Romantic Poem Ever

A poetry competition asked for a two line rhyme

with the most romantic first line and

the least romantic second line.

This is the winning poem:

”My darling, my love, my beautiful wife.

Marrying you ruined my whole life.

I see your face when I’m dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.

This describes everything that you are not.

I love your smile, your face and your eyes.

Damn, I’m too good at telling lies…”