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I Want More Proof

A woman was kidnapped.

The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger

to her husband and demanded for money.

Husband replied:

I want more proof..

KHOPRI BHEJO  KHOPRI.

Farq sirf itna sa hai

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,
phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,
mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,
Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,
sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,
Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,
Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,
WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,
WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,
Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya

When u feel sad….

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!