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the perfect son

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Mother’s Day Quotes 2012

Mother’s Day Quotes 2012

GOD could not be everywhere and therefore HE made mothers.

Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.

To the world you might be just one person but to your mother you are the world.

There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it.

The home is where your mom is…

Regardless if whether you are famous of not,
you will never have a bigger fan than your mother.

A mother is not a person to lean on,
but a person to make leaning unnecessary.

Best Friend Feelings

Believe in each other
Exchange every feelings
Share favorite clothes
Take care always

Find the answers
Rely on each other
Inspire bravery
Encourage dreams
Never leave for any reason
Devise crazy schemes
Stand by each other.