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Oxygen is must for breathing:
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thanks God.
I was born after that.
Pahly paida hota to mar hi jata.
Yaar I bought a new mobile of Rs. 800
USB, infrared, bluetooth,
5 mega pixel double camera,
TV receiver, touch screen, mp3 player,
radio, 8GBmemory, internet
with no one option there is.
Beauty is not how you look.
Its not how beautiful you are.
Its not your figure.
Beauty is the inner self.
So always wear
colorful undergarments.
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
Today is
“SUNDAY”..
.
.
Frwd this msg to
50 people &
Inshallah tomorrow
will be “MONDAY”.
Plz ignore nahi karna warna
parso “TUESDAY”.. ho jayega ;-)
Rok Do Mery JANAAZY Ko! ZALiMO,
Mujh Mein phir sy JAAN Aa Rahi Hy,
PECHY Murr k Dekho, kambakhto,
Larkiyoon sy bhari MEHRAN Aa rahi hy.
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
and
save the world.
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
