Aur Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kia ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!
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Free Free Free
Free Free Free!!
Dhoti nal kacha Free,
Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,
Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,
Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free
Papa 1 Larka Mujhe 2 BAR i Luv yew bola
GrL: Papa,1 Larka Mujhe 2 BAR i LuVv yEw bolA,
kya karu ??
Fathr: ßeta usse shadi kr le,
Zindgi mai agr dubara boley to mera nam badal dena …
in honour of offer
She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was “on her” and “off her”.
Movie titles related to eng students:
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND
On a DATE: A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND : Tumhari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hay…?
GIRL : LUX…!
BOY : Ittefaq hay, Meri KAMZOri ka bhi yehi raz hay.
Still Proud To Belong To A Country
Still proud to belong to a country
where cricket is being discussed by Salman Butt,
Religion by Aamir Liaqat,
Honesty by Mehar Bukhari,
Security by Rehman Malik,
Tolerance by Altaf Hussain
Astaghfar by Veena Malik. :)
Solid reason 4 having 2 girlfriends
A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
Funny Poetry of Faraz
1. Kisi ka jotha Peny sy shifa milti hy Faraz,
Kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya.!
2. Mai apny ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta ho faraz,
Aik tery aany se phly, aik tery jany k baad.!
3. Us ne mri zindagi kaanto se bhr di Faraz,
Wo jo khti thi “Mahi aayy ga ty phullan nal dharti sajawan gi.!
4. Balon me hath phair k pocha usne Faraz,
Tm ne Head & Shoulder lgaya hy Ya Painteen.!
5.Ye keh kr FARAZ nay larkiyon ko truck k nichay de dia
bachna ay haseeno lo main aa gia.
6.SMS kay andaaz judaa judaa say hain Faraz…
kisi nay toot kr SMS kiyay, or koi SMS pr k toot gya.
a song for you, listen it
A song for you, listen it
O OO OOO OOOO
OOOOO OOOOOO
OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO Huzoor
13 13 13 Suroooooor
Focut me to aisa hi milega.