Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
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