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Oxygen is must for breathing:
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thanks God.
I was born after that.
Pahly paida hota to mar hi jata.
Sardar k ghar chor aagya sardar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisan…?
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city
is city..
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
A sardar was going on a road.
He saw a dog sitting under a car.
He pulled out the dog and
said..
“BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER”
Sardar 2 doctor: Pory jism mei kahin b ungli lgata hun
to boht dard hota hy
Dr. ne full body X-Ray likh dya
X-Ray report dekhi
to “UNGLI” mei Fracture tha)
Papita Bechnay wali larki ne
sardar ko buhat mara
Kisi ne sardar say wajah pouchi To
sardar bola Me tay ena kiya c k Hello Madam
PAPPI-TA-DAYO
Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur
Sardar :I Don’t Know Sir I Was Sleeping…
Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->
