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Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
A sardar was going on a road.
He saw a dog sitting under a car.
He pulled out the dog and
said..
“BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER”
Sardar 2 doctor: Pory jism mei kahin b ungli lgata hun
to boht dard hota hy
Dr. ne full body X-Ray likh dya
X-Ray report dekhi
to “UNGLI” mei Fracture tha)
Papita Bechnay wali larki ne
sardar ko buhat mara
Kisi ne sardar say wajah pouchi To
sardar bola Me tay ena kiya c k Hello Madam
PAPPI-TA-DAYO
Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur
Sardar :I Don’t Know Sir I Was Sleeping…
Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->
A Teacher lecturing on “Population”
In India after every 10 second
a woman gives birth to a child.
A Sardar stands up and says
“We must find and stop that Woman”
2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
