That Would Be Great
A man came home late at night after partying.
His wife yelled: How would you feel
if you didn’t see me for two days?
The man couldn’t believe his luck.
‘That would be great’
Monday passed and he didn’t see her.
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.
On Thursday his swelling became better and
now he could see her from the corner of one eye.!
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